Saturday, May 06, 2006

Tiger Rawr!

That's the only part of me that's good. Could you describe the most pathetic guy you've ever had been with, so your fans can have hope?

(Long pause) I'm sorry, it's never happened, being with a pathetic guy. I'm very picky. But here's something that happened-I was in a bar, standing next to two other Juggies, and this guy had his friend push him into us-spilled our drinks, almost knocked us over. And we're like, "What the heck's your problem?" He says, "I'm so sorry. So what's your name?" This was his pick-up technique.

7 Comments:

Blogger PJ Payne said...

The Couch is Leopard skin, not a Tiger.

5/06/2006 08:51:00 AM  
Blogger Cincy Diva said...

Since you cannot tell the difference between a leopard skin and a tiger skin, perhaps you have been with a so-called pathetic man and just couldn't tell. And you actually call other women "juggies"? yikes

5/06/2006 09:24:00 AM  
Blogger Prolog said...

woooah ! who's this Vanessa Kay ? Nobody knows her in France ;)

5/06/2006 10:24:00 AM  
Blogger toxic_i said...

OOOOOOOOOOPPPPSSSSS!!!!!!Hot!HOT!!HOT!!!!Stunning Hot Babe!!!!

5/07/2006 02:16:00 AM  
Blogger Lauren said...

are you a tiger or a leopard

5/07/2006 07:58:00 AM  
Blogger mushie said...

check me out on my blog for some mad science. you are the god damn bomb girl.

5/09/2006 02:30:00 PM  
Blogger Full Throttle UP said...

She's just a chick that has a great exterior. Yet, again, if there was any content, maybe the blog would make some money. But who knows, maybe she's like one of those HIGH PRICED call girls you can book for $700 an hour. But if she can't even tell the difference between a tiger and a leopard skin, perhaps she wouldn't even know which hole you put it in. . . food for thought.

5/11/2006 03:02:00 AM  

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