Tiger Rawr!

That's the only part of me that's good. Could you describe the most pathetic guy you've ever had been with, so your fans can have hope?

(Long pause) I'm sorry, it's never happened, being with a pathetic guy. I'm very picky. But here's something that happened-I was in a bar, standing next to two other Juggies, and this guy had his friend push him into us-spilled our drinks, almost knocked us over. And we're like, "What the heck's your problem?" He says, "I'm so sorry. So what's your name?" This was his pick-up technique.